new: 12月 2013

You will not be able to stay home, brother.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out.
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and
skip out for beer during commercials,
Because the revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be brought to you by Xerox
In 4 parts without commercial interruptions.
The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon
blowing a bugle and leading a charge by John
Mitchell, General Abrams and Mendel Rivers to eat
hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary.

The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be brought to you by the
Schaefer Award Theatre and will not star Natalie
Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia.
The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal.
The revolution will not get rid of the nubs.
The revolution will not make you look five pounds
thinner, the revolution will not be televised, Brother.

There will be no pictures of you and Willie Mays
pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run,
or trying to slide that color television into a stolen ambulance.
NBC will not be able predict the winner at 8:32
on reports from 29 districts.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
brothers in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of Whitney Young being
run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process.
There will be no slow motion or still life of Roy
Wilkens strolling through Watts in a Red, Black and
Green liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving
For just the right occasion.

Green Acres, The Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville
Junction will no longer be so god damned relevant, and
women will not care if Dick finally screwed
Jane on Search for Tomorrow because Black people
will be in the street looking for a brighter day.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock
news and no pictures of hairy armed women
liberationists and Jackie Onassis blowing her nose.
The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb or
Francis Scott Key, nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom
Jones, Johnny Cash or Englebert Humperdink.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be right back
after a message about a white tornado, white lightning, or white people.
You will not have to worry about a dove in your
bedroom, a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl.
The revolution will not go better with Coke.
The revolution will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath.
The revolution will put you in the driver's seat.

The revolution will not be televised, will not be televised,
will not be televised, will not be televised.
The revolution will be no re-run brothers;
The revolution will be live.

"Plug in, turn on, and cop out", a reference to Timothy Leary's pro-LSD phrase "Turn on, tune in, drop out."^[2]
"Skag", slang term for heroin
Xerox, best-known manufacturer (at the time of the poem's writing) of photocopying machines
Richard Nixon, 37th president of the United States
John N. Mitchell, U.S. Attorney General under Nixon
General Creighton Abrams, one of the commanders of military operations in Southeast Asia during the Vietnam War
Mendel Rivers, chairman of the House Armed Services Committee during the period of the Vietnam War (Rivers' name appears in the original 1970 recording, but not in the re-recorded 1971 version, being replaced by Spiro Agnew)
Spiro Agnew, 39th vice president of the United States under Nixon
"Hog maws", sometimes misheard as "hog moss", soul food made from the lining of the stomach, or maw, of a pig
Schaefer Award Theatre, an anthology of theatrical films that aired on several U.S. TV stations
Natalie Wood, film actress
Bullwinkle, cartoon character
Julia, a TV half-hour sitcom series starring Diahann Carroll.
"Give your mouth sex appeal", from Ultra Brite toothpaste advertising
"The revolution will not get rid of the nubs", the nubs being beard stubble, from a Gillette Techmatic razoradvertisement of the period
"NBC will not be able to predict the winner at 8:32", a reference to television networks predicting the winner of presidential elections shortly after the polls close at 8 pm.
Whitney Young, civil rights leader
Roy Wilkins, executive director of the NAACP
Watts, a neighborhood in Los Angeles, alluding to the Watts Riots of 1965
"Red, black, and green", the colors of the Pan-African flag
Green Acres, a U.S. television sitcom
The Beverly Hillbillies, a U.S. television sitcom
"Hooterville Junction" (a corruption of Petticoat Junction, a U.S. television sitcom)
Dick and Jane, white children, a brother and sister, featured in American basal readers
Search for Tomorrow, a popular U.S. television soap opera
"Hairy-armed women liberationists", a reference to mid-century members of the feminist movement
Jackie Onassis, the late U.S. President John F. Kennedy's widow, seen during the period in television broadcasts of John F. Kennedy memorials
Jim Webb, U.S. composer
Francis Scott Key, lyricist of "The Star-Spangled Banner"
Glen Campbell, U.S. pop/country music singer
Tom Jones, Welsh pop music singer
Engelbert Humperdinck, British pop music singer
Rare Earth, all-white U.S. pop music band signed to Motown Records (this band is only referred to in the 1971 version)
"White tornado", advertising slogan for Ajax cleanser, "Ajax cleans like a white tornado"
"White lightning", a slang term for moonshine, the name of a 1950s country and western song by George Jones, and an American psychedelic rock band.
"Dove in your bedroom", an advertising image associated with Dove anti-perspirant deodorant
Reference to "Put a tiger in your tank", an Esso (now Exxon) advertising slogan created by Chicago copywriter Emery Smith
"Giant in your toilet bowl," a reference to Liquid-Plumr commercials saying that it cleared so well it was like "having a giant in your toilet bowl" with an animation of a large arm using a plunger on your toilet.
Reference to "Things go better with Coke", a Coca-Cola advertising slogan
Reference to "Fights germs that may cause bad breath", from Listerine advertising
Reference to "Let Hertz put you in the driver's seat", advertising slogan for Hertz car rental